Frocrastinator Wisdom

Pauly D, JWOWW, Jersey Shore Recaps Done Right!!

Writer — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 03:28:20 +0000

“OMG did we just see DEENA’s BALLs?!”

“Glad to see Pauly’s mom, played by legendary actress Mercedes Reuhl”

“JWoWW and the Voice of Tom break up”

“How is that flower in Deena’s hair not dead yet?”

In case you miss any of the crazy Thursday night insanity… count on the ruthlessness of NYMag…

Jersey Shore Recaps Done Right

Vulture - NYMag

Jersey Shore Recaps… works for the shit-you-saw-that-too? procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Fancy more of a Mindf$ck?!

Writer — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 19:55:08 +0000

So if you found Mindf$ck #1 even mildly arousing, keep mulching your brain into mush with even more puzzles…

BRAIN GAMES

Brain Games

Fancy more of a… works for the gimme-a-drink procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Fancy a Mindf$ck?!

Writer — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 19:03:49 +0000

While I love “where’s waldo” kinda brainteases this one got me. My self esteem fell so much I ran immediately to do a “Your Self-Esteem” Score quiz. So give this one a whirl:

http://vikaskhera.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/find-the-man-in-the-coffee-beans/

Found him? Okay go torture yourself some more with this one:

http://www.moillusions.com/2008/11/another-coffee-bean-man-illusion.html

Coffee Beans

Fancy a Mindf$ck… works for the I-thought-I-was-smart procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

~~x Stop and Restart~~

Random Fact: Art Helps Snow Days

Writer — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 03:39:28 +0000

Somehow the falling snow awoke all the neurons in my left brain which led my brain to Craftbits, prompting a day later indulgent visit to Lee’s Art Shop. Maybe it was how to make a purse out of worn jeans or the amazing shit you can do with some old socks. Snow baby SNOW!

Craftbits

Necktie School Bag

Art Helps Snow Days… works for the my-estrogen-and-I procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

~~x On the train, bus, car… public transport~~

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Why Facebook is not for Everyone!

Writer — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:58:47 +0000

When will someone get the balls and the time to write a Facebook manual. Is there a “Social Networking for Dummies” or “Facebook Cliff’s Notes”. Take a look at the trainwrecks below:

Facebook Disasters

Why Facebook… works for the enable-privacy-settings procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Flash Mob in Subway

Writer — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:38:43 +0000

Whether it is the i-pod dance parties or flash mobs in subways – a procrastinator must have come up with this way of mobilizing large groups of people to waste the time of even larger groups of people… and have fun doing it!

Flash Mob in Subway

Flash Mob… works for the i-wish-i-thought-of-that procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Amateur pole dancing gone wrong… again…

Writer — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:43:42 +0000

It is with a heavy heart that I present to you more evidence of how amateur pole dancing has again ruined an event for everyone… *sigh*… where are this girl’s friends?

P.S. You have to watch the entire video.

Amateur pole dancing gone wrong… again

Amateur pole dancing works for the where-are-her-friends procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Facebook Trick! … and it WORKS!

Writer — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:06:25 +0000

This for my hardcore procrastinators, those committed to their art of totally avoiding any productivity whatsoever at all costs. I tried this and the ish works!!!

FACEBOOK TRICK

“Press up,up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key, then right click then press up and down and magic crcles will appear. the only way to get rid of them are to log off or refresh the page”

The Facebook Trick works for the ride-or-die procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Why women have sex?

Writer — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:48:07 +0000

So apparently a world study was done to prove what we all know – that women are irrational, multi tasking, extremely layered creatures. From jealousy to horniness to my personal favorite mate poaching … take a read.

Why women have sex?

Why Women… works for the do-I-really-need-to-know-this procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Astro Sign = Personality?!

Writer — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:25:01 +0000

I have never closely followed the newspaper/fortune cookie/ all around wack horoscope predictions. But this site’s astro sign description was eerily close to my personality. You can click for yourself!

Horoscope Site - www.erosastrology.com

Astro Site works for the Venus-is-in-retrograde procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart