Posted by: sanpixee on: November 19, 2009
It is with a heavy heart that I present to you more evidence of how amateur pole dancing has again ruined an event for everyone… *sigh*… where are this girl’s friends?
P.S. You have to watch the entire video.
Amateur pole dancing gone wrong… again
Amateur pole dancing works for the where-are-her-friends procrastinator for:
x Passing time while talking on the phone
x Watching trash tv
x On the train, bus, car… public transport
x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…
x Good to lull to bed
x Stop and Restart
Posted by: sanpixee on: November 17, 2009
So apparently a world study was done to prove what we all know – that women are irrational, multi tasking, extremely layered creatures. From jealousy to horniness to my personal favorite mate poaching … take a read.
Why Women… works for the do-I-really-need-to-know-this procrastinator for:
x Passing time while talking on the phone
x Watching trash tv
x On the train, bus, car… public transport
x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…
x Good to lull to bed
x Stop and Restart
Posted by: sanpixee on: November 17, 2009
I have never closely followed the newspaper/fortune cookie/ all around wack horoscope predictions. But this site’s astro sign description was eerily close to my personality. You can click for yourself!
Astro Site works for the Venus-is-in-retrograde procrastinator for:
x Passing time while talking on the phone
x Watching trash tv
x On the train, bus, car… public transport
x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…
x Good to lull to bed
x Stop and Restart
Posted by: sanpixee on: October 20, 2009
The moral of this is that it never pays to cheat. I hope she’s okay… well… nah, don’t really care.
Grape stomping reporter works for the watch-your-step procrastinator for:
x Passing time while talking on the phone
x Watching trash tv
x On the train, bus, car… public transport
x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…
x Good to lull to bed
x Stop and Restart
Posted by: sanpixee on: October 20, 2009
3….2…..1…..this poor fellow may need a hasmat suit…
Reporter goes ghetto in 3 seconds
Reporter goes ghetto works for the oh-hell-naw procrastinator for:
x Passing time while talking on the phone
x Watching trash tv
x On the train, bus, car… public transport
x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…
x Good to lull to bed
x Stop and Restart
Posted by: sanpixee on: October 14, 2009
If there are awards for commercials I would nominate this Clorox series right away for truly being works of Art! How beautiful, breathtaking and imaginative. And just to extend this nerdesque moment I even have the song – Pirates by the Blue Sky Project which I beleive is also in the latest remake of Peter Pan.
Clorox Pirates
Clorox Mermaids
Clorox commercials works for the ooh-and-aah procrastinator for:
x Passing time while talking on the phone
x Watching trash tv
x On the train, bus, car… public transport
x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…
x Good to lull to bed
x Stop and Restart
Posted by: sanpixee on: October 14, 2009
So in today’s lesson kids, we’re going why we are not to throw money in a rapper’s face, especially if that rapper can punch you and keep his song going. Write this down.
Rapper Pitbull Punches Fan
Rapper Pitbull works for the dammmnnn procrastinator for:
x Passing time while talking on the phone
x Watching trash tv
x On the train, bus, car… public transport
x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…
x Good to lull to bed
x Stop and Restart