Frocrastinator Wisdom

Why Facebook is not for Everyone!

Posted by: sanpixee on: December 14, 2009

When will someone get the balls and the time to write a Facebook manual. Is there a “Social Networking for Dummies” or “Facebook Cliff’s Notes”. Take a look at the trainwrecks below:

Facebook

Facebook Disasters

Why Facebook… works for the enable-privacy-settings procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Flash Mob in Subway

Posted by: sanpixee on: November 23, 2009

Whether it is the i-pod dance parties or flash mobs in subways – a procrastinator must have come up with this way of mobilizing large groups of people to waste the time of even larger groups of people… and have fun doing it!

 

Flash Mob in Subway

Flash Mob… works for the i-wish-i-thought-of-that procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

 

Amateur pole dancing gone wrong… again…

Posted by: sanpixee on: November 19, 2009

It is with a heavy heart that I present to you more evidence of how amateur pole dancing has again ruined an event for everyone… *sigh*… where are this girl’s friends?

P.S. You have to watch the entire video.

Amateur pole dancing gone wrong… again

Amateur pole dancing works for the where-are-her-friends procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Facebook Trick! … and it WORKS!

Posted by: sanpixee on: November 17, 2009

This for my hardcore procrastinators, those committed to their art of totally avoiding any productivity whatsoever at all costs. I tried this and the ish works!!!

FACEBOOK TRICK

“Press up,up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key, then right click then press up and down and magic crcles will appear. the only way to get rid of them are to log off or refresh the page”

The Facebook Trick works for the ride-or-die procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Why women have sex?

Posted by: sanpixee on: November 17, 2009

So apparently a world study was done to prove what we all know – that women are irrational, multi tasking, extremely layered creatures. From jealousy to horniness to my personal favorite mate poaching … take a read.

 

Why women have sex

Why women have sex?

Why Women… works for the do-I-really-need-to-know-this procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

 

Astro Sign = Personality?!

Posted by: sanpixee on: November 17, 2009

I have never closely followed the newspaper/fortune cookie/ all around wack horoscope predictions. But this site’s astro sign description was eerily close to my personality. You can click for yourself

Horoscope

Horoscope Site - www.erosastrology.com

Astro Site works for the Venus-is-in-retrograde procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Grape stomping reporter falls

Posted by: sanpixee on: October 20, 2009

The moral of this is that it never pays to cheat. I hope she’s okay… well… nah, don’t really care.

Grape stomping reporter works for the watch-your-step procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Reporter goes ghetto in 3 seconds!

Posted by: sanpixee on: October 20, 2009

3….2…..1…..this poor fellow may need a hasmat suit…

Reporter goes ghetto in 3 seconds

Reporter goes ghetto works for the oh-hell-naw procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

Clorox Pirates… Clorox Mermaids… Commercials

Posted by: sanpixee on: October 14, 2009

If there are awards for commercials I would nominate this Clorox series right away for truly being works of Art! How beautiful, breathtaking and imaginative. And just to extend this nerdesque moment I even have the song – Pirates by the Blue Sky Project which I beleive is also in the latest remake of Peter Pan. 

Clorox Pirates

Clorox Mermaids

Clorox commercials works for the ooh-and-aah procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

 

Rapper Pitbull Punches Fan

Posted by: sanpixee on: October 14, 2009

So in today’s lesson kids, we’re going why we are not to throw money in a rapper’s face, especially if that rapper can punch you and keep his song going. Write this down. 

Rapper Pitbull Punches Fan

Rapper Pitbull works for the dammmnnn procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

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